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3 comments:
er... was ist das ?
Das ist ein "CLACK PUNCH-BELL EGG CRACKER with Rubberhead".
I'm not making this up!
(Click the link for more!)
Figured I would copy the description for "posterity".
(Note the last sentence!)
Don't you just love a topless egg?
Clack is the soundful name for a punch-bell egg cracker desired to inflict an annular eclipse on an ovular body, soft or hard, white or brown. Your egg-shell-crack-pot hits eggs upside down like a punch-bell.
It works like this: Place metal cap on egg and let ball drop - clack-crack! Clack will hit your egg by surprise. It survives with an inverted collar - now being clearly more inclined to be eaten by allowing your knife an easy lift-off of its top.
Clack - renders every boiled egg topless
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