
Food in all its glorious multitude.
Perhaps, the CC's favorite movie on food. Just the opening sequence gives the CC goosebumps. He's probably watched it more than a hundred times. The movie itself is quite amazing too.
The original German movie (not the crappy remake.) Features an obsessive-compulsive chef whom the CC strongly identifies with. The CC's love of Italian food plays a role too.
How could you possibly not love the delightful quirkiness?
Not exactly a movie on food but certainly one to exploit the metaphors around it.
Apocalyptic future. Cannibalism. A "bullshit detector". Lentil smugglers! What's not to like?
The mise-en-scène; from left clockwise: raisins, peas, broken cashews..jpg)
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Cut the bitter gourds into rounds, cover with salt, and mix.
Add water, and soak for at least an hour. The goal is to leech out the bitter part via osmosis. (Don't worry about the salt; you can always control the recipe later.)
Rinse them thoroughly, and squeeze, squeeze, squeeze. Dry thoroughly.
First, we pan-fry the bitter gourd rounds.
When they look fried, add the brown sugar, and let it caremelize.
Watch how everything turns dark brown.
When they are fried, drain them using paper napkins. They should be thoroughly dry before the next step.
Dry roast equal proportions of coriander seeds and cumin. When it gives off a fragrant smell, pulverize it into a powder (dhanajeeru.) The CC just uses a coffee grinder.
Fry some oil, add the asafoetida, fry, add the above dhanajeeru; the red chilli powder, the fried bitter gourd, the raisins and the cashews. Add a tiny amount of water.
Add the peas, and the poppy seeds towards the end. If it looks too wet, let it cook uncovered. You want it to be on the dry side.
This is what fresh turmeric looks like. You can see for yourself what it resembles!
First, you need to peel it.
The peeling process will stain your hands. Consider this as a "Badge of Honor" for your dedication to the culinary arts. (Do not let it stain your clothes. They will be ruined, as all of South Asia knows!)
Cut them up into rounds (or whatever), and toss sea salt on top of it. (Do not skimp on the sea salt.)
Cover it completely with water, and let it steep for at least 24 hours. You can put it in the fridge but strictly speaking, it is not necessary.
First up, the mise en scène, clockwise from top left: crimini mushrooms, shiitake mushrooms, leeks, and reconstituted porcini mushrooms.
The raw spinach. Just exhibiting this here to get a sense of scale.
The spinach must be blanched in boiling water. It will change color to a dark green.
The same quantity on spinach (to show the reduction due to blanching.) Now you must take this, and squeeze, and squeeze, and squeeze, and squeeze. When you can't squeeze any more, you must squeeze further.
The spinach. This is smaller than a fist. Dice it as finely as you can..jpg)
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Add some black pepper (not shown), and whip the eggs until they are nice and fluffy.
Now, we're going to fry the leeks, and the veggies. First up, the leeks at a medium-low heat. All this frying will try your patience (you cannot hurry this.)
The leeks look done.
In go, the shiitakes.
Almost 5 minutes later.
In go the criminis.
Five minutes later.
In go the diced porcinis (save the water, filter it, and add it to the beaten eggs.)
Lastly, the spinach.
The fried mixture (almost 10 minutes later.) You must let this cool to room temperature before adding to the egg mixture (otherwise the heat will coagulate the egg proteins.) The CC just stuck it in the fridge to cool.
The whipped eggs along with the above mixture.
Heat the pan at a "medium low" heat, and toss in the mixture. Roughly five minutes in, take a spatula, and insert it around the edges and under to check that the egg surface has solidified. The surface will still be wet. Cover, and let it cook for 8-10 minutes checking periodically. (covering is important!)
Lift the cover. If the eggs looked steamed through, remove the cover. Traditionally, this was the time they put the skillet under the broiler to cook the top. However you can just let the ensemble keep cooking for 7-8 minutes on a very low heat. (It is important that it be uncovered to let whatever moisture there is escape.)
The frittata very close to the end..jpg)
The potatoes are coated in olive oil, sprinkled with sea salt, and black pepper, and sprinkled with whole rosemary.
Bake in an oven at 450F for an hour. Roughly halfway through they must be turned over. Be careful or else they will stick..jpg)
Fry the onions and garlic, at a very low heat.
Add the tomato paste (not shown), fry for a bit, and the herbs.
Toss in the wine, and add the mussels. Cover, and let it steam to cook the mussels. Discard any that don't open. Remove the mussels, and let the remaining portion reduce for a bit. Pour it over the mussels.
This is the final product (a tad sanitized.) Part of the charm is eating with your fingers. Make sure you sop of the juices with the fries or the bread!
Probably the CC's favorite salad. Its salty umami -laden magic is just off the charts and it's truly sad that it's turned into a...