Pick a Lane, Any Lane!

One of the worst things that you can do is go to a restaurant that serves multiple unrelated cuisines - pan-Asian, Thai and Vietnamese, French and Thai, whatever. They tend to be confused in their menu trying to please a "generic" crowd. They are likely to serve lackluster meals or even outright garbage.

An exception could be made for French and Vietnamese on the grounds that the latter was a colony of the former for a while.

Of course, there's this particularly egregious specimen that simply makes the mind boggle!