Thursday, June 2, 2011

Taking the Short Bus

Today the new USDA "food chart" was released.

Hello? Anybody home?!?

"Protein" is not a "food substance".

You can eat fruits, you can eat vegetables. you can eat grains. If you blink, you can even eat "dairy" (which really refers to "dairy products") or substances "high in protein" but there's no fuckin' thing such as eating "protein".

Not unless you have a liquidizer and a spare high-speed centrifuge lying around, and even then the CC doesn't really recommend it.

If you needed further proof that the USDA is basically filled with a buncha utterly corrupt, mouth-breathing retards with oatmeal-for-brains (yep, oatmeal and brains - both real edible substances) then you need look no further!

1 comment:

Varsha said...

Not unless you have a liquidizer and a spare high-speed centrifuge lying around,

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