Poached Eggs (Redux)

Well, the post that seems to have generated the most controversy is the one on poaching eggs. Clearly, the CC should stick to less controversial topics like "abortion" or "assisted suicide". That kinda thing.

Let us revisit the topic pictorially in a way that everyone can understand:

This is a spatula.
These are two eggs.
Eggs and a spatula.
See the eggs.
See the spatula.
See the eggs and the spatula.

This is water.
Water in a pan.
Turn the heat on.
Watch the water boil.

See water boil.
Boil, water, boil.

Turn heat off.
See water not boil.

Crack the eggs.
Crack the eggs in the water.
Eggs are in the water.
See the eggs poach.
Poach, eggs, poach.

Two poached eggs.