Monday, May 25, 2009

Authors

The CC rarely comments on food writers but rest assured that Michael Ruhlman is one of the absolute worst food writers that ever lived and ever will live. He's clearly made his career by sucking the right cocks!

His book, The Making of a Chef is an absolute disaster. How it got past the editor's table is a fuckin' mystery!

It's filled with dangling pronouns. How can that work? You have no clue who "his/her/he/she" refers to. It's unbelievable that an editor actually let that book past the editing table. It's total garbage. The chapters are incoherent. You have no clue who did what to whom and what food substance in what order!

And they let him write a sequel. Un-fuckin'-believable!

It's shit, shit, shit -- shit, shit, shit, shit.

And the blogosphere is all over blabbering over his man's latest book? The CC shits over his book just on general principle.

Jeebus Cripus, if this man can "write", then Nixon's presidency is a bloody masterpiece of politics!

2 comments:

Tom said...

So, you didn't like it, then?

ShockingSchadenfreude said...

Worse.

When I tried to return it to the friend I borrowed it from, he said, "I don't want it back."